Martha Stewart Living Proves Feuding With Gwyneth Paltrow Is Easy As Pie In November Issue

Martha Stewart Living Conscious Uncoupling Jab at Gwyneth Paltrow, diet

This week on The Real Homemakers of Hollywood, Martha Stewart takes a jab at Gwyneth Paltrow, takes her partner and has her housemaid deported.

Well, one of those is true.

Proving she still has some tricks under her apron even after a stint in prison, Martha Stewart and her namesake lifestyle magazine, Martha Stewart Living, got a little catty in the November issue.

Taking a straight shot at the blonde goddess/vegan worshiper, Stewart filled her publication with a six-page spread installed with dairy-filled, distinctly un-macrobiotic pies. The title of the function? ‘Conscious Coupling.”

The title, composed in strong uppercase, is difficult to miss out on. Or shake off with a, “She probably didn’t mean it.” Due to the fact that, oh yes, she did.

Any juice loving, vegan-eating, consciously uncoupled woman can acknowledge this kind of shade when it’s thrown at them, and I don’t truly understand if any others exist besides Paltrow. The starlet’s divorce from hunky hunky musician Chris Martin made headlines after she described it as ‘knowingly uncoupling’ (which BTW, to me, sounds like a divorce minus the drama). So she’s got ta feel the heat from Stewart’s pie-baking cooking area, no?

The digs continue with Stewart’s description about food-pairing, which appears to be even more of a lecture, re: divorce:

Every Thanksgiving table need to be blessed with the presence of a long-married pair who draw out the very best in each other, are entirely enamored regardless of their distinctions, and leave every other guest thinking, I’ll have exactly what they’re having. Our holiday pies honor such so there’s an enjoyable mix of textures and flavors in every bite. No matter how you slice collaborations, each highlighting the perfect marriage of crust and filling these 6 alluring desserts, there is a great deal to love.

Holiday ‘pies’ go directly versus Paltrow’s diet of juice, water and being hungry, constantly. Another jab.

This isn’t the first time Stewart has actually expressed her public dislike for Paltrow, yet she confesses she’s never ever eaten at her residence. But I would not hold my breath for an invite at this point. Stewart asserts to have actually ‘begun this lifestyle,’ so maybe she ought to welcome Paltrow over for a house cooked meal.

It could begin with Paltrow declining to consume carbohydrates, and end with Stewart getting drunk and flipping the table. It would make a great episode! Either way, things are heating up, a minimum of in Stewart’s kitchen.

Paltrow, begin your mixer! Your move.

[Image via Martha Stewart Living]